You know that Manos Phi lyric? The one that hits a little too close to home? Well, now it's a hat.

The "I'm all alone in my head" cap is the perfect accessory for when you're physically at a party, but mentally you're busy replaying a weird thing you said in 2017.

It’s a public service announcement, really. It tells the world, "I'm here, but I'm also... in there. Please don't ask me to do complex maths."

Get yours and give your internal monologue the fashionable home it deserves.

Product features

- 100% cotton twill for a smooth, strong fabric

- Unstructured low-fitting crown for a relaxed silhouette

- Reinforced interior seams with cotton ribbon for added durability

- Adjustable Velcro® closure for quick, customizable fit

- Lightweight construction that prints clean and crisply

- Small Talk Repellent

Care instructions

- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush and love.