Finally. A piece of merch that says what we're all thinking: "Please go away, I'm comfortable."

This Manos Phi blanket, featuring the iconic lyric, is your new best friend for nights in. It's softer than the excuses you make to get out of plans, and warmer than the look you give someone who suggests "just one drink."

Wear it as a cape as you journey from the sofa to the fridge. Use it to build a fort of solitude.

It's not lonely if you have a great blanket and even better taste in music.

Product features

- 100% polyester fleece (315gsm) — thick, soft and quick-drying

- Hemmed edges with matched seam thread for durability

- Vibrant, one-sided print with crisp black design

- Available in three sizes to fit beds or lap use

- Lightweight 0.1" (0.2cm) profile, sourced from the UK

- 5-foot anti-sharing force field. Side effects include an overwhelming desire to nap and zero guilt about hitting 'decline' on a call.

Care instructions

- Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Do not iron

- Do not dryclean

- Do not share